i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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