Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do vagina's smell?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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