Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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