Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Farmville is her only friend.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Drake has all the answers
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize