I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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