i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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