I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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