I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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