is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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