Plan B is the new Plan A
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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