Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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