I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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