I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
