Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
