I'm so fucking centered right now
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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