Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I need to calm my uterus...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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