Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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