Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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