she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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