I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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