just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
wow bdsm is so cute
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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