shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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