No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Be still, my beating vagina.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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