I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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