The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
