Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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