help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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