Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I could have mohawked her pubes.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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