Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
