your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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