She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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