you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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