What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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