Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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