Where is the hickey?
I think I am morally bankrupt
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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