my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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