Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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