I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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