5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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