Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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