How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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