was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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