I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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