**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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