So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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