cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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