who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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