was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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