I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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