i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Where are you guys?
Drunk
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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