Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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