Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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