you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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