that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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