Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm going to jail i love you
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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