Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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