Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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